I always put myself in socially awkward situations, then end up embarrassing myself. It never fails.

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious, via koolyounghistory)

• Anxiety: hey!
• Me: what now?
• Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
• Me: ...great
• Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
• Me: ....
• Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
• Me: ....
• Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
• Me: ....
• Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
• Me: ...shut up.
• Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
• Me: Shut up!
• Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
• Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
• Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.